Last Political Post for a while

I am cynical enough as it is and I think I would turn into a shriveled old prune if I was forever talking about politics, but I can't stop. Just when I thought I could move on, there was another debate last night. Its like a pulsating pimple and I can't leave it alone.

Oh the mud-slinging and the ambiguous diatribe, I want in! And I will play devil's advocate on both sides.

Sure, the candidates have noble ideas, but let's talk implementation. After all, there is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. We are the wellspring and each program, mandate, entitlement, surge, foreign policy, bailout or whatever that I hear about makes my butt cheeks clench. Here's an idea straight from Middle America, create a budget and stick to it!

I'm hoping my concerns are way off-base so I can sleep at night knowing that the best minds in Washington have it under control and there will, in fact, be social security for my golden years.

So here are some questions burning in my mind this morning:

In regard to bailing out the mortgage industry, does the buck really stop with the American tax-payers? What happened to private mortgage insurance, did that industry not assume some of this risk?

Are we really going to buy up people's bad mortgages and renegotiate so people can stay in homes they cannot afford? And if so, how can I get that deal...I'm tired of being a first class SUCKER with good credit.

Why is there such a thing as an interest-only loan? What purpose does this serve except to allow the homeowner to assume all the risk of owning a property, but never own the property. The first time I heard the concept of an interest only loan, I was flabbergasted. "How is that a good deal? You mean, you never pay toward the principal? How is that different than renting?" I was so pure back then. But digress...

How will this plan of forcing insurance companies to cover preexisting conditions work? How can you force companies to take on a risk that is not profitable and stay in business? By creating a new government entity to back up any losses, that's how. Obama's website is calling it "reinsurance." Guess who pays the premium on reinsurance PLUS numerous layers of administrative cost?

In regard to a proposal that would mandate that small businesses must provide insurance for their workers...How many small businesses will you crush with this one blow? Can we really afford to diminish our tax base right now? Besides, there are so many ways around this like hiring part-time or independent contractors or sending jobs overseas or cutting jobs altogether.

Let's talk about this 250K line in the sand that has been drawn to classify the wealthy from the middle class. To clarify, Superstar falls well within the definition of "middle class" but can reasonably hope to achieve wealth by this definition in great country such as ours. But why struggle if this immediately puts me in a club I don't want to be a part of?

Also, let's not forget about the difference between "wealth" and "income." You see, an income of 250K doesn't tell the whole story if you are burdened with small business loans, graduate school loans and you fall into a higher tax bracket. Just as an income of $100K doesn't either, if your home is worth 1.5M and you have significant assets overseas that are untaxed. Net worth, not income, is the more important factor; sorry homeowners.

We need small business to be profitable and NOT eliminate the incentives for our best workers. It is the very income from the sweat of their brow that keeps our economy moving. Can I get an Amen? And I know trickle-down theory is scoffed at these day, but I like "trickle" better than "pour."

One last point, I would be remiss if I overlooked some of the comments made by Sarah Palin over the weekend after singing her praises. Sarah, quit with the "paling around with terrorist" comments already and just say what you want to say. Let me say it for you (and if you would like to clarify, please honor me with a guest post.)

Don't you mean, "C'mon America, are we really going to elect a half-Muslim when we're in a war against terrorism? Who is the real Obama?"

Oh ya, the gloves are off.

Ode to Sarah Palin

A message to the Media follows and it is highly satirical.

A recent Time magazine article reported that Gov Palin is tanking in popularity among women because (and I quote) "she's too pretty, she's too confident, and she could embarrass us [women]." They go on to say, "I know, I know. With all this extra baggage a female candidate has to bear, the chances of finding a woman whom other women won't hate seem skinnier than last year's jeans."

You might have been talking about a middle school version of Superstar, twenty years ago; before I could vote. In the future, please make a distinction between your pop-culture, MTV readership and the rest of us women over the legal drinking age.

Liberal press, do you really think we believe your condescending take is really about the messenger? You may sway the election but you cannot change my values.

Just to show that this conservative is not above having a little fun, I wrote a little something to lighten things up. Maybe somehow it will find its way to Ms. Palin.


Ode to Sarah Palin

Oh Sarah, how I'm diggin' thee,
Working class mom of the G-O-P.
Conservative, gun-totin', down-to-earth,
Its only been how long since you gave birth?
Journalist, Jock, Beauty Queen,
The new kid on the national scene.
Love how you sold the Alaskan jet,
Thumbed your nose in the face of the establishment.
The liberal press came at you snarling,
'Cause you threaten the ticket of the media darling.
Went up against Biden with wit and sass,
Kept your composure and displayed your class.
Had a much better showing than they will admit,
As if you alone could save the ticket.
Good luck in your run for VP,
We need more moms running DC!

By the way, I'm not an Obama-hater. On the contrary, I think he is very charismatic and eloquent and would make a great Vice President. (You know, to gain the experience Hillary made it so clear he lacks.) As for experience, he and Sarah Palin are in the same league...but she is not running for President. Alas, I think she has more mass appeal than McCain with the critical "Middle America" sector. Heck, with just about everyone.

And on the subject of Middle Americans, can you candidates please stop talking about us like a child in the room -- meant to be seen and not heard? We do, after all, pay your salary!